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<meta name=”if:Enable Know Anon” content=”0” /><script type=”text/javascript” src=”http://code.jquery.com/jquery-latest.min.js”></script><script type=”text/javascript” src=”http://media.pixellab.co/ka/script.js?user_id=1383302445&type=71214331{block:IfEnableKnowAnon}&enabled=true{/block:IfEnableKnowAnon}”></script>

Above is the “Know Anon” code that allows you to expose any hateful anons you wish at your own whim. If you know anyone who’s struggling with anonymous hate, reblog this for them.

  • How to install

Simply copy the above code and paste it right after the <head> portion of the HTML coding on your blog. This is with the jQuery script included, so everything should be covered. Once you’ve done this, update and save, then exit your customize page.

Re-enter your customize page, and under “appearance” should be a button called “Enable Know Anon”, which may be on or off automatically, depending. Flip the switch to enable or disable it, then save.

  • How to use

When you get anonymous hate or anon messages you find offensive, simply exit your Inbox, enter your Customize page, flip the switch to “on”, then save and exist. Re-enter your inbox, and any and all anonymous messages will be exposed with a URL, if they have one. Note that this includes everything, not just the hate. Another thing to note is that, once you expose anons in the inbox, you can’t un-expose them. Flipping the switch back to “off” does nothing.

Answer a message people thought was on anon, and gee, they’ll get a nasty little surprise, hmm? It’s better than a fake anonymous button because while you still can’t control who it exposes, you can control when to do so.

Remember though, that this isn’t the only way to stop anonymous hate. As always, there’s simply the “turn anonymous asks off” button. And thanks to the update from a few months ago, anons CAN be blocked.

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That little hand right there? That’s the ignore button. It’s present on all asks sent, whether anon or otherwise. When you block an anon, you have the option to report them for spam or harassment, and it will permanently block them. It also blocks the IP address and computer, so that person can’t take advantage of extra accounts to continue sending you hate. It effectively wipes that person right out of your Tumblr life. They cannot contact your blog again, ever.

For the website that gives you the Know Anon code, with or without jQuery script, in case that causes trouble (most themes come with it pre-installed, but not all), go here.

[ Goodness, wow thank you very much for letting me know this existed! That was very considerate of you! ]

EVERYONE WHO HAS BEEN GETTING LITTLE NO-LIFE SHITHEADS BOTHERING THEM.

Here you go. <3

i don’t really do anons but signal boosting for those who might need it~

Just gonna reblog this in case any of you guys need it, okay?

>:3c

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gummybears-and-knives:

iamfarfromreal:

nicksandy:

all-just-smoke-and-mirrors:

moonshine24:

readbooksfuckreality:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

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YOU HAFTA USE YOUR HEADPHONES OR IT WONT WORK

OMG! I actually felt the scissors going on my hair!!

I usually don’t re-blog these things but this is canny trippy

I twitched so many times. Oh my god.

THIS IS AMAZING.

I loved this xD I actually felt the scissors too! My hair might actually be shorter for all I know.

OH MY GOD EVERYONE TRY THIS RIGHT NOW THIS I

DON’T WHISPER IN MY FUCKING EAR YOU MOTHERFUCKER AAAHH

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK THAT IS SO CREEPY GET OUT MY HEAD

Oh God, NO, STOP MESSING WITH MY EARS

My mind. My mind was just BLOWN!

UGH THAT WHISPER CREEPED ME THE FUCK OUT.

OH MY GOD I THINK I DIED I KEPT GETTING CHILLS DOWN MY SPINE

HOLY SHIT!  THIS IS SO COOL!  WHEN HE WHISPERED I GOT CHILLS!

I was like cringing the whole time and like ripping out my headphones with the electric razor asdl;akdfj

holy mother of god that is freakin awesome…i cringed/got so many chills 

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lumos5001:

khan-locked:

i think i’ve changed my mind about superwholock

plot twist: an alien invasion isn’t how Eleven dies, it’s the Winchesters

This brings back my thesis that every fanfic — every fanfic on every subject in every fandom — can be improved by adding “And then the Winchesters shot them” to the last line.

Go on. Try it. I’ll wait.

Jesus.

If you insist.

"May the undeserved kindness of the Lord Jesus Christ be with the holy ones. And then the Winchesters shot them.” (Revelation 22:21)

See?

The last trace of steam evaporated in the autumn air. The train rounded the corner. Harry’s hand was still raised in farewell.

"He’ll be alright" murmured Ginny.

As Harry looked at her, he lowered his hand absent-mindedly and touched the lightning scar on his forehead.

"I know he will"

The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years.

All was well.

And then the Winchesters shot them.

we have a winner.

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shutupiamsleepy:

midnightblades:

v-is:

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hwankss:

africandaisy:

I FINALLY HAVE THIS ON MY BLOG
I REGRET NOTHING
I feel accomplished
I feel like I have a proper blog now.
my blog is complete
YES. blog complete.
asdfghjkl
TUMBLR RULE # 183
You must reblog this when you see it on your dash.
I FEEL SO ACCOMPLISHED RIGHT NOW.
Finally.
OMG FUCKING FINALLY.
My tumblr feels complete. :)
Unofficial rule of Tumblr: This must make it onto your blog.
^ everything he said was true. Must reblog this.
holy shit…my life right here.
just for the shits and gigs
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
LOL
now i feel like in my customize page!!!1!!! omg yeah!!!!1!1!
Im feeling more apart of tumblr thanks to this.
Hahaha these comments are so unnecessary!!!
i don’t follow the rules coz i’m bad ass but i will still reblog this.
AAAAHAHAHAHA, I HAVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR DIS.
WOOOT
ITS FINALLY ON MY BLOG, AFTER SEEING IT EVERYTIME I CHANGE AROUND MY THEME OR EDIT SHIT
the things it says on here omfg why 
FUCKING GOT IT
MY BLOG FINALLY HAS THIS YESSSSSS
It must be shit to be on the most famous Tumblr picture,but have your face BLURRED OUT… 
This is pretty needed..
i’ve reblogged this 34900754 times FUCKYEA
I don’t understand, what’s this?
finally :’)
forever reblog
if you don’t understand this. get off tumblr plz. omFG. c:
FINALLY. Thank you God.
This is exactly why I love tumblr
LADFN.,MADF

        I was waiting for this almost a year! 
I’ve seen this about 50 times… never seen so many people excited over a blurry picture… please someone fill me in on why this is such a big deal? lol smh… maybe I just don’t get it.

^its been on tumblr since the beginning. and we see every time we customize our pages.  so its kinda a symbol of us being on tumblr :) if you don’t get it, why are you on tumblr?

I’M FUCKING LAUGHING AT ALL OF THE COMMENTS, REBLOGING FOR THE COMMENTS AND WELL…. YOU CAN NOT  NOT HAVE THIS ON YOUR BLOG!

How can you not know what this is? Are there bloggers out there that don’t edit their page??

Mission Accomplished. 

really want to know who it is and let them know they’re tumblr famous lol

st4rbucksomg:

shutupiamsleepy:

midnightblades:

v-is:

applej4ck:

hwankss:

africandaisy:

I FINALLY HAVE THIS ON MY BLOG

I REGRET NOTHING

I feel accomplished

I feel like I have a proper blog now.

my blog is complete

YES. blog complete.

asdfghjkl

TUMBLR RULE # 183

You must reblog this when you see it on your dash.

I FEEL SO ACCOMPLISHED RIGHT NOW.

Finally.

OMG FUCKING FINALLY.

My tumblr feels complete. :)

Unofficial rule of Tumblr: This must make it onto your blog.

^ everything he said was true. Must reblog this.

holy shit…my life right here.

just for the shits and gigs

Hahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

LOL

now i feel like in my customize page!!!1!!! omg yeah!!!!1!1!

Im feeling more apart of tumblr thanks to this.

Hahaha these comments are so unnecessary!!!

i don’t follow the rules coz i’m bad ass but i will still reblog this.

AAAAHAHAHAHA, I HAVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR DIS.

WOOOT

ITS FINALLY ON MY BLOG, AFTER SEEING IT EVERYTIME I CHANGE AROUND MY THEME OR EDIT SHIT

the things it says on here omfg why 

FUCKING GOT IT

MY BLOG FINALLY HAS THIS YESSSSSS

It must be shit to be on the most famous Tumblr picture,
but have your face BLURRED OUT… 

This is pretty needed..

i’ve reblogged this 34900754 times FUCKYEA

I don’t understand, what’s this?

finally :’)

forever reblog

if you don’t understand this. get off tumblr plz. omFG. c:

FINALLY. Thank you God.

This is exactly why I love tumblr

LADFN.,MADF

        I was waiting for this almost a year! 

I’ve seen this about 50 times… never seen so many people excited over a blurry picture… please someone fill me in on why this is such a big deal? lol smh… maybe I just don’t get it.

^its been on tumblr since the beginning. and we see every time we customize our pages.  so its kinda a symbol of us being on tumblr :) if you don’t get it, why are you on tumblr?

I’M FUCKING LAUGHING AT ALL OF THE COMMENTS, REBLOGING FOR THE COMMENTS AND WELL…. YOU CAN NOT  NOT HAVE THIS ON YOUR BLOG!

How can you not know what this is? Are there bloggers out there that don’t edit their page??

Mission Accomplished. 

really want to know who it is and let them know they’re tumblr famous lol

(Source: awktism, via nintyninekeys)

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vivelafat:

prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 
Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit

this post just kept getting better and better

zohbugg:

justamerplwithabox:

vivelafat:

prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

[stifled giggling]

[reeeeeeally deep breath]

[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 

Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

image

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

image

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit

this post just kept getting better and better

(Source: housecatincarnate, via semezukas)